Shizoomies

WELCOME TO
SHIZ( . Y . )MIES!

What is this place? A haunted Club and bath house! Feel free to come in and explore the spooky rooms, hang out, or head downstairs for a soak! If you're looking for the perfect place to RP or chill with a haunting atmosphere, we gotcha covered!

Location: Mateus Empyreum Ward 20 Plot 37Club Hours with Music and Bar: Midnight - 5AM Est
Baths/Lounge areas remain open 5AM - 7AM Esthttps://discord.gg/x8apuaMTmhMysterious Lightless code:
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Spooktacular

RULES

BASIC RULES1. 18+ only, both IC and OOC! Lotta skimpy swimsuits down in the bath area, so no minors. That includes no underage characters either.2. Be respectful. No need to ruin anyones' fun.3. No ERP in public. I get it, spooky bath house is a sexy setting, but please take it to private.4. Nudity in the bathing area is allowed, but please no sex animations.5. This is an RP venue so you don't have to pay actual gil, but tips are fine.-------------------------------------------------FIGHT NIGHT RULESBathhouse Brawl uses rules based on The Grindstone ruleset! The fights use /random 20, and emotes for fights will be sent in /yell for ease of tracking.Fights are handled with the following steps:1. Both players use /random 20 to roll for initiative, higher roll attacks first.2. The attacker writes their attack emote and sends it in /yell before rolling /random 20.3. The defender rolls /random 20 . If the defender rolls below the attacker, the attack lands, and the attack is blocked/deflected/dodged if the defender's roll is higher than the attacker's.4. In the event of a tie, the attack 'clashes', and both fighters reroll with the same rules until a successful hit or block is determined.5. The roles switch, with the new attacker including the result of their defense of the previous attack in their emote as well their new attack.6. First player to land three successful attacks wins!7. If a fight lasts for 30 minutes or longer, emotes will be forgone until a winner is determined, at which point the final blow can be written out.8. There is NO KILLING. Please sell your attacks and defense in your emotes, but we do not allow the killing of characters in our fights!Remember that we are doing this FOR FUN. Flex those writing muscles! Have your character do cool shit! Try to take losses on the chin! At the end of the day, we're just folks playing pretend, be kind and cool to each other.

DRINKS

Pumpkin Juice
Witch's Brew
Skeleshake
Milk
Poison
Blood
Wherisky

(These are RP drinks & snacks, so no actual gil is required.)Pumpkin Juice - Might not be tasty, but at least it won't kill ya!Witch's Brew - Contains eye of newt, and toe of frog, wool of bat, and tongue of dog... Maybe a touch of vodka too?Skeleshake - Fruity fizzy drink with a touch of bone dust and served in a half-skull!Milk - ....It's just milk, not badass, but it's served in a dirty glass if that helps?Poison - It has the skull and crossbones label...Don't drink this.Blood - Tomato Juice with a shot of Vodka... That is tomato juice and not actual blood, right? ... Right?Wherisky - Whisky distilled under a full moon by lycanthropes. Should put some hair on your chest!

SNACKS

Leftover All Saint's Wake Candy
Frog Jerky
Morbol Salad
Monster Eyes
Zombie Fingers
Bath Burger

Leftover All Saint's Wake Candy - Got plenty of it still laying around.Frog Jerky - Look, we're a freakin' haunted bath house, not a fancy restaurant, so if ya REALLy wanna eat here, go for it.Morbol Salad - QUICK! EAT IT BEFORE IT EATS YOU!Monster Eyes - Yummy doughnut holes filled with strawberry jelly! Totally not a real eyeball....Zombie Fingers - Not real fingers, just popoto fries that look like undead digits. If you find a bone....it's a popoto bone.Bath Burger - Brought to Ishgard centuries ago by a supposed vampiric Elezen countess of the Bathory family. Allegedly.

Shizuma Hisakawa
Knows the Owner, DJ, and Witch